Good morning, junkies. It is with great pleasure, honour and hostility that I will be taking care of the best fantasy sports blog known to mankind. Our ``evil commissioner`` D-Block has given me the privilege to write about his baby, as well as tell it like it is (and tell it like I wish it was, too). I can go on and write more about this and make this introduction so long that it seems like that library book you picked up with a thirty-four page preface. Instead, I`m going to fuck you up with some truth and let you know about the weekly columns:
-The Montreal Meltdown (Consists of anything that has to do with Private J. Martin`s soldiers)
-Power Rankings (Top 10 Players of the Week)
-Snore Patrol (Top 10 Players who suck the bag of the week)
-Dini`s Diary (A Day in the fantasy sports life of everyone`s favourite Blog Administrator)
-Trading Spaces (Yours Truly goes over and analyses the trades of the week)
Yeah, I know. Top-fucking-notch. Every week you will see these columns. Not to mention, I will also write about other things too, so it's like you`re getting all that and more. It's like as if it was your birthday, you in the strip-cluuuuuuub, and then your girlfriend gives you that ``come over, I got a surprise for you….It`s me, naked`` text. Only on THEPOOL.blogpsot.com, you don`t have to shower before you go over because you don`t want to smell like CANDY`s breath. It gets dirty here anyway. So expect the unexpected, and these articles will follow in the near future:
AL DINI VS. JOE FRAZIER: RUMBLE ON THE SPREADSHEET
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BYFUGLIEN
MATT WITHERS: ENIGMA OR MASTERPIECE?
TOP 10 STEALS OF THE YEAR
THE KRISPY KREME FRANCHISE: PLAYERS THAT WEREN`T WORTH IT
Gentleman, let the fuck begin.
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