As a gambling man, I would do anything for money except prostitute myself more often than usual. At times, you really must ask yourself if the tits are worth the squeeze. In this particular situation, I couldn’t resist. Joe Canella, our favourite Sicilian, made the blockbuster deal of the year so far with Devin. I won’t get into details about the deal because that will come up in Trading Spaces. Although I’m quite shocked Canola thinks he’s about to run away with this pool. I had to question his credentials. So far, I still think I have the better team. On the other hand, Cannoli is a better GM.
On this day, Joe doesn’t have his new players. After a few glances at the standings I couldn’t help but notice Cannoli was in 8th place. I’m currently sitting in 7th ahead by 1 point, with a better and proven farm team. Already, it’s 1-0. Maybe I’m getting a little ahead of myself because this deal hasn’t even started. The deal is whoever finishes ahead of the other will be treated to an exquisite meal at NTR Arena prior to the draft. The reason we are not going to include the entry fee is because at $80, the prize is somewhat obscure. If Canella is in 10th and I’m in 11th in three months from now, shouldn’t I just decimate my team to get guys who are getting points at the time so I can beat Canella…or vice-versa? Joe and I had showdown talks and decided that if we are not in contention, one guy should not be in whore mode with his players. Quite frankly, that wouldn’t even be fair to THE POOL. So this is it: Loser buys the Winner a meal at NTR, period. Bragging rights alone would suffice regarding that Southern Italian Bitch but I want the real prize. I want that platter with chicken wings, chicken fingers and fries. That was the shit Joey was eating and having a penetrating experience at the same time. I want a burger, too. Poutine, you say? Sure. Beer, you might ask? No. That’s not part of the deal, and I don’t wish that tab on anyone. I’m not sure if anyone other than Alexes noticed, but I spent about 27$ on food that night. I’m not saying I’m going to put him through that, but my God this is war. I found it funny that Giuseppe started preaching about how he was the guy to beat. As if he was a drug addict who found God and thinks that heroin is long gone from the system. Dude, you’re still stuck with the same shit and inherited different beliefs. Not to mention, the enemy asked if I was SURE I wanted to do this and told me I had no clue what I was getting myself into. Talking like he’s prime Luc Robitaille all of a sudden. Let it be known that you can find me on the frontline; dying for my country, my pride and my team. I called his ass out because I know deep down inside, Joe knows he can’t beat me.
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ReplyDeleteBOULI BOULI BOULI... my third attemtp to post on this blog collissss...... ciao me the ball or in your case ciao me the pool.We are presently one point apart... approx 20 games into the young season the question is how do you really feel?!?! You talk a big game, raving about your farm team but as the great Eustace once said the 219 stops at the door.... Bouli last time I checked the farm team points dont count.. That being said I congratuate you in your farm success now as you mentiones your inexperience and Lack of Gm skills now requires you to make roster movements hopefully you make the right decisions. As you have noticed and others have I recently made the biggest roster change in the pool thus far and I believe results will be shown. Some people have showed signs of bitterness and resentment towards my trade with dmac some thought they had the trade in the bag, but let me remind you that this season is far from over. I dont think im a front runneractually I believe that we underestimate the power and intellect of the Mckinleys and I predict Rylan to win this year and Devin to win again in the next 3 years. Joey, I understand your frustration towards the trade but I mean lets be honest are you more mad at the lowball or that you traded Jeff Carter for the equivalent of a bag of pucks????? No need to answer that now, lets just be reminded that slow and steady wins the race and although I do think you have a solid team we are only 20 games in so no need to take shots at my underachievers I doenough of that lol ask Housey Im always yelling at work.. Back to Bouli... I enjoy the side bet it adds excitement to the pool.... I cant even keep track of the side bets.. only recently I was reminded of the bet I made with Matt, which i thought was a lock but bums like McCarthur and Leopold are having career years, let alone he has the dynamic duo of Stamkos and St Louis, i know all of you share my feelings when youre on NHL.com and you see Tampa scored a goal, once clicking on boxscore you know that you will see stamkos goal and once you scroll down that on centimetre you will our beloved FRANCHESE st louis name, but dont you worry I made a few calls and a contract has been put out on these guys, sorry Matt.... Bouli I will end this on a note not only will I beat you, Im going to embarass you and Joey dont worry Ill make sure to wave hi after I pass you by January. Thats all for now
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